By the time this piece comes out, Krrish 3 would have been in
all likelihood declared a blockbuster. Powered by the pockets of
annoying Indian kids, the lack of other releases during Diwali and Taran
Adarsh’s wet dreams; the raincoat wearing Indian superhero taught me
many life lessons that I feel the need to share. If you haven’t seen the
film, do not read on as this contains massive spoilers.
Hrithik Roshan finds it perfectly acceptable to hold children close to him and whisper “There is a Krrish inside you”. I presume this dialogue originated on the set of Kites with Barbara Mori.
Krrish is so insecure of his branding that after saving a child he gives him a Krrish bracelet. It’s so sad other superheroes in the world don’t use their powers to sell merchandise. I for one can’t wait to see Superman give children little red chaddis to wear over their pants after saving them.
It is impossible for Krrish to keep his head still when he is angry. His head automatically starts shaking as if he has Parkinson’s disease.
Raghupati Raghav Raja Ram is actually a Mexican tune with the words Ola Amigo in its original lyrics and used to breakdance to on happy family occasions.
Vivek is such a genius scientist that he likes mixing people’s DNA to see what results just for fun. He uses highly technical terms like “hum isko uske saath fuse karke dekhenge” as if he’s mixing Coke and ice cream to make a Coke Float.
Vivek chooses India over China to test his deadly virus because Indians believe in God and are easier to crack. That tells us that communism is the best type of government there is and that if the movie were to be set in West Bengal no one would ever get hurt.
Putting Vivek Oberoi in a wheelchair is the best thing a director can do because that’s the only way you can empathise with him as an actor. A voice in the theatre went “Salman ne itna maara abhi tak nahi utha”. Kaal is also extremely rich, owns a castle and has only two fingers that work, making him a direct descendant of Ponty Chadha. I only wish the Roshan’s gave him a better costume instead of making him look like Shehanshah had sex with the Tin Man from Wizard of Oz.
Vivek manages to destroy Antilla with his superpowers which is the best thing Vivek can ever do for the city of Mumbai.
People would stop fighting over the Sardar Patel statue if only someone would make a Krrish statue in the city of Mumbai.
Rajesh Roshan has the distinction of being the first composer in the world whose music sounds better the cheaper your headphones.
Krrish is saved in the end thanks to a device given to him by his father, an excellent metaphor for his real-life acting career.
Hrithik Roshan finds it perfectly acceptable to hold children close to him and whisper “There is a Krrish inside you”. I presume this dialogue originated on the set of Kites with Barbara Mori.
Krrish is so insecure of his branding that after saving a child he gives him a Krrish bracelet. It’s so sad other superheroes in the world don’t use their powers to sell merchandise. I for one can’t wait to see Superman give children little red chaddis to wear over their pants after saving them.
It is impossible for Krrish to keep his head still when he is angry. His head automatically starts shaking as if he has Parkinson’s disease.
Raghupati Raghav Raja Ram is actually a Mexican tune with the words Ola Amigo in its original lyrics and used to breakdance to on happy family occasions.
Vivek is such a genius scientist that he likes mixing people’s DNA to see what results just for fun. He uses highly technical terms like “hum isko uske saath fuse karke dekhenge” as if he’s mixing Coke and ice cream to make a Coke Float.
Vivek chooses India over China to test his deadly virus because Indians believe in God and are easier to crack. That tells us that communism is the best type of government there is and that if the movie were to be set in West Bengal no one would ever get hurt.
Putting Vivek Oberoi in a wheelchair is the best thing a director can do because that’s the only way you can empathise with him as an actor. A voice in the theatre went “Salman ne itna maara abhi tak nahi utha”. Kaal is also extremely rich, owns a castle and has only two fingers that work, making him a direct descendant of Ponty Chadha. I only wish the Roshan’s gave him a better costume instead of making him look like Shehanshah had sex with the Tin Man from Wizard of Oz.
Vivek manages to destroy Antilla with his superpowers which is the best thing Vivek can ever do for the city of Mumbai.
People would stop fighting over the Sardar Patel statue if only someone would make a Krrish statue in the city of Mumbai.
Rajesh Roshan has the distinction of being the first composer in the world whose music sounds better the cheaper your headphones.
Krrish is saved in the end thanks to a device given to him by his father, an excellent metaphor for his real-life acting career.
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